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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Add a Punchline to Our Gift Returns Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean! At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch. Congratulations to Spiro Merkouris, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Rudolph and Santa cartoon: No. I don't think I'll qualify for the 'kids eat free' promotion. …

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Add a Punchline to Our Rudolph and Santa Cartoon

Sister Elenita

12:09 pm on Tuesday, February 5, 2013

"And I thought Mike Bruno had a big mouth!"   more ›

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

River Forest Police Blotter: Animals Astray, Death Threats Received

Pot busts and DUI charges also reported.

The following items are taken from River Forest Police Department daily summary reports. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. DUI Charge: Daniel Funchess, 50, of 2940 22nd Place in North Chicago, was charged with drunken driving in the 1100 block of Lake Street on Sunday, March 6, police said. DUI Charge: Robert D. Fowler, 44, of 1041 N. Clinton Ave. in Oak Park, was charged with drunken driving after he struck a pedestrian with his vehicle near the intersection of Lathrop Avenue and Madison Street on Saturday, March 5, police said. Marijuana Possession: Brandon L. Green, 29, of 7770 W. Madison …

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River Forest Village Hall, Dominican University, and Frances Willard School

WildlifeMA

1:18 pm on Tuesday, March 8, 2011

If you are looking for raccoon or other wildlife removal services, check out http://www.WildlifeRemovalMA.com   more ›

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